Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Limericks for no reason

There was a young actor from Tarsus
Who starred in some popular farces.
In his favourite scene
He portayed an old queen
Who went round feeling young fellows' arses.


I once met a gal named Melissa.
She's know as a wonderful kisser.
But treat her much nicer
And you might entice her
To show off her skills as a pisser.